Why do I do these? I should start answering as if I'm another person. Most of my answers are like "uhh.... " or "I dunno" or "duh"
The good news is, I've figured out how to turn lead into gold! The bad news is, it involves fission.
[nicknames] uhh... Val?
[home] Plano, TX
[birthday] January 28
[sign] DO NOT ENTER
[eye color] white, with some blue and black parts.
[hair] on my head
[bf/gf] thfpflf? Wf!
[school colours] uni = green and... uhh... somethin. Undergrad uni = orange and uhh... er... somethin...
[mascot] The Hepcat!
[clothing style] pantsless
[pets] the hepcat
[movie] today I watched Reptilicus. NONE CAN DEFEAT REPTILICUS. It was a cheap ending.
[color crayon] kitten!
[kind of pens] sea pens
[flowers] for Algernon
[juice flavor] grapefruit
[ice cream flavor] any with nuts
[skittle flavor] I'm not keen on skittles
[color m & m] peanut
[pizza topping] anchovy
[salad dressing] red
[teacher] Dr. Carter
[day] this one
[number] A MILLION
[store (in the mall)] Discovery store
[store (not in the mall)] Comic shop
[fast food place] Popeyes
[restaurant] nothin. Everything's so mediocre.
[rugrats character] Ickis!
[daria character] Daggett!
[simpsons character] Squidward!
[fair ride] carnies scare me.
[radio station] I don't listen to the radio
[color of floppy disk] uhh... I have a yellow one somewhere...
[person to talk to online] I dunno, folks
[thing to do in the daytime] tv
[thing to do at night] tv
[thing to do in the summer] swimming! and tv.
[thing to do in the fall] tv
[thing to do in the winter] tv
[thing to do in the spring] tv
[bands] tv? no, swimming! no... er...
[subject] geoscience (doi)
*this or that*
[boxers or briefs?] boxers
[plaid or striped?] striped
[scream or scream2 or scream3?] REPTILICUS
[urban legend or the faculty?] Star Wars
[ska or punk?] Ska
[salt or pepper?] ooh, thanks
[rare, medium, or well done?] meatless
[m & m's-regular, peanut, peanut-butter, or almond?] peanut
[hershey's-hugs or kisses] ok
[chocolate or vanilla?] vanilla!
[bleh or blah?] feh
[okay, ok, or o.k.?] NO.
[sex, drugs, or rocknroll?] tv?
[shake or stir?] is that a milkshake?
[gray or grey?] what, they're different?! I'm confused!
[pens, crayons, pastels, or colored pencils?] I wish I had a pencil made of molybdenite.
[bright colors or dark colors?] shiny
[fruit at the bottom or pre-stirred?] uhh... not much of a difference, is there?
[beavis and butthead, king of the hill, or daria?] ANGRY BEAVERS. doi.
[adidas, nike, fila, or reebok?] Asics
[big red, juicy fruit, or doublemint?] dentyne
[tic-tacs or certs?] mentos
[sunshine or rain?] overcast
[rain or snow?] snow
[sun or moon?] (_|_)
[silver or gold?] molybdenite!
[silk, cotton, or flannel sheets?] sheets of paper.
[skaters or jocks?] I don't get it.
[preps or freaks?] I still don't get it.
[cds or cassettes?] cds
[ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish?] mustard
[shampoo+conditioner in one or separate?] yes
*what do you think of*
[Leonardo Dicaprio] he's that guy, right?
[hanson] they're little has-beens, right?
[calvin klein] 80's
[pamela anderson lee] boobies
[winnie the Pooh] hehe, you said poo.
[wal-mart] smells of dookie
[the whole clinton-lewinsky thing] I think that happened years ago and is meaningless now.
[supermodels] I had a dream once that Kathy Ireland and I were close friends.
[media violence] I don't understand the question.
[mp3s] heh, mine :)
*if you were _______, what would you be?*
[an animal] bat. no, beaver! no, weasel! baboon! I dunno!
[a fruit] grapes
[a vegetable] bell pepper
[a spice] uhhhh........ garlic
[a color] galena
[a bug] spider
[are you left handed or right handed?] yes
[are you smart?] doi.
[whats your middle name?] Doofus
[how many personalities do you have?] what?
[how many piercings do you have?] eww.
[are you superstitious?] nahh
[do you read your horoscope?] sometimes if I'm extra-bored.
[can you do a cartwheel?] I dunno
[what languages do you know?] obviously, I know English. I remember a lot of French from school, and I'm trying to learn Spanish. I know some Japanese too. I just keep forgetting to learn Spanish because I'm learning other stuff.
[do you like onions?] I LOVE onions
[do you like cotton candy?] it's ok
[what instruments can you play?] keyboard, trumpet, I dunno
[what words do you overuse?] uhhhh
[how many pillows do you have?] what?
[do you like to dance?] only if I'm dancing goofy for a crowd. Not like, at clubs or something.
[do you like to sing?] yes
[are you any good at it?] prolly not
[how many cds do you have?] lots
[do you like to talk on the phone?] not really
[how many times have you moved houses?] since I was born? or since I was an adult? about... 7 or so since I've been an adult. (more if you count childhood)
[do you like where you live?] yep
[is your room messy?] my house is messy
[how many people go to your school?] I heard there are 13,000 students.
[do you like your writing?] I like all of me.
[do you like to fingerpaint?] nahh
[do you sleep with a stuffed animal?] nope
[do you sleep with socks on?] No
[are you ticklish?] A little
[are you shy?] nahh
[do you talk to yourself?] yes, but I rarely listen, so I get frustrated
[is your house 1, 2, or 3 stories?] it's a flat
[do you have a basement or an attic?] I used the word flat for a reason.
[did you go to preschool?] sure, I guess.
[are you a morning person?] not really
[who has the sexiest voice in the world?] Michael Dorn?
[who has the most annoying voice in the world?] Female japanese VO actors, like on anime. Makes me want to strangle.
[do you believe in God?] yes
[do you believe in aliens?] yes
[do you believe in ghosts?] yes
[do you believe in bigfoot?] er... .DOI.
[do you believe in the loch ness monster?] yes
[whats your favorite feature (on yourself)?] my Val-ness
[what do you do when you're nervous?] fidget
[whos your role model?] ME.
[what celebrities do you look like?] Fergie
[what celebrities do you act like?] No one is as Val as I am.
[how old do you wish you were?] 33 -- wow! I got my wish! :)
[what will you name your daughter?] I named my daughter Holly
[son?] I've had all my kids already
[have you ever thought you were gonna die?] No, but I say that sometimes because it's funny. "I'm so hungry... I'm gonna die!!"
[wheres the farthest place you ever traveled?] Japan
[where do you wanna go?] LA, but that's for business purposes.
[would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?] burn, I guess.
[are the best things in life free?] no. I have to pay for cable.
[can money buy happiness?] well, if you have a lot of money and aren't happy, you're obviously doing something wrong. But, if you have very little money, and you have happiness, you're probably bound to be happier if you don't have to worry about how to pay the rent.
[would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?] Prolly.
[had a band what would you name it?] Crawling Spleen
[where do you want to live?] right here!
[who do you love?] ME!
[who do you hate?] you.
[if you had to dye your hair right now, what color would you make it?] black, because it would look well funny
[if you had to get a body piercing right now where would it be?] eww.
[if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be?] eww.
[if you were gonna be stuck on a deserted tropical island forever with one other person who would you want it to be?] Brian