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Part Monkey - Are we not men?
Part Monkey
Hey, I'm sure I have a witty observation or remark to make. Just... not today.

You know that weird soft rubbery stuff that they coat ball-point pens with so as to make them seem a little less cheap? It is my goal to scratch all of that stuff off of the pen I have and ennude it.

Did you just say to yourself "Wow, how sad to have that as your goal"? Then you'll just love this part. See, I'm almost done scratching all the soft rubbery stuff off the pen. What will I do when I've attained my goal?!
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