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I'm Getting Old - Are we not men?
I'm Getting Old
First, though, some amusement. You must see this.

I have had a fever. I have had odd aches. Nothing tastes good. And, Holly lost my keys. Completely lost. I know where she had them last, because the laser-light for the cats is on there, but they are not anywhere that humans can go. Have the cats conspired against me, because of the Scooby keychain?
I feel SO MUCH BETTER tonight. So much better I could only sleep for 3 hours, which is apparently the norm. I wish something was open so I could go out, now that I feel like going out.
I got the spare housekey from my mom and a spare car key from the dealership. I think somewhere is a spare mailbox key. But the laser-pen is gone forever. Watch as I edit that sentence to say something gross: But t pen is.

So, tonight the bumper for Adult Swim Action had a quote that I am going to screw up -- I think it said "A facility for quotation shows a lack of original thought." It reminded me of some guys I know (nobody on my friends list). All they do is quote movies. I mean, all the time. Verbatim. And if you don't laugh at the first quote, they keep going, as if by the time they've spoken the entire scene, you will have determined that it is, in fact, funny. Which it's not.
Then there was this guy in college who was always memorizing long quotes from movies. He used to quote the "What DO you believe in?" speech by Kevin Costner from the movie Bull Durham so much that the rest of us knew it by heart.
And that reminds me (through a bizarre sequence of links), not every movie labelled "comedy" is funny. I had a friend once who thought every comedy was funny. He thought the movie Hot Shots was the funniest movie he'd ever seen.



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You got...Poochyena/Pochiena!. He is average in
strength just as you are. You wander around
aimlessly in life not caring about too much,
while this pooch sticks by your side through
thick and thin! This mutt is the perfect
companion for a vagabond like you!
What is your starting Pokemon?
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Haunter!  April fools.
You're Haunter!


What Kind of Pokemon Are You?
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San Francisco - You like a little bit of everything and a sense of culture at that. One night it can be poetry, the next night dancing. You love the feeling that anyone can be whoever
San Francisco - You like a little bit of everything
and a sense of culture at that. One night it
can be poetry, the next night dancing. You love
the feeling that anyone can be whoever they
want and it is always alright.


Your Perfect Locale
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I'm all : eh
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