I'm going to go to the drive-thru dry cleaners. When they ask for my items, I'm going to remove my jacket and hand it over. Then, I'm going to remove my pants and hand them over. Then when they give me a ticket, I'm going to act all surprised that I don't have a pocket. This gag might be worth buying a new shirt for. One that requires ironing.
In other news, I have now moved into my cubicle at work. It is rather ... unfurnished. But, since I'm not permanent yet, and I can't bank on that until it happens, I don't know whether to buy a calendar for it or not. The first response of "Wait til you get permanent" isn't really a viable option, because if I don't get perm until like March or something, then there won't be any calendars left.
I guess I'll shop now.
EDIT: Found something. Purchased same. Man I hope I don't get ripped off. I'm all :