It only lets me pick one...
You wanna hear a funny story? While I was working at the Olive Garden oh so many years ago, I did a lot of prep, which meant slicing about 20 pounds of onions every day. And every day, they would make me cry, as onions do. The other prep workers didn't speak english, and when I would start whining about how the onions were making me cry, they would say, "Caetay penche boca"...or something like that, which roughly means 'shut your friggin pie-hole'. I thought they just wanted me to stop whining. Later, at another restaurant, I found myself cutting onions/crying again, and they taught me a trick: Put a match in your mouth and you wont cry. You know why? Because your pie-hole is shut. Haha! Onions wont make you cry if your mouth is shut. :D