There are no jobs. I do not match the qualifications for any jobs within my geographic range. And since I last worked in 2001, it's going to look worse and worse as the year goes on. I know someone's going to say "You'll eventually find something." Well, you can kiss my ass. Are you unemployed? Were you unemployed for 4 months last year? If not, (_|_) <-- place lips here. On top of that, they are investigating my unemployment claim. So I may not even get that. I keep thinking to preemptively reply to the sorts of responses I expect to get, but I'd rather focus those replies towards a person. In all honesty, I do not think I will get another job before August, and if I don't get into grad school, I'll be totally screwed. So, bite me.
This is me in a bad mood. Piss off.