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This is absolutely the weirdest site I have ever seen (note: it's probably not appropriate to look at while you are at work)
I think I may not quite be a pervert. Or maybe I'm just a voyeuristic pervert, rather than a full-fledged "BDSM" pervert. Let's just say I won't be using anything called "Nipple Clamps", or attending any courses called "Erotic Spanking". OH HOW I LAUGHED, THOUGH!!!! Man, some of that stuff is so insane!!!
Maybe this is that time in my life when I go from "young, hip, and cool" to "old fashioned" :)
Robyn wants to host a "party", where instead of showing tupperware or mary kay products, some salesperson shows us all women's sex toys. And of course I'm going to go, but I think I'll probably offend most people by laughing at everything. Sex is funny, and it always will be.
Plus that stuff does *absolutely* nothing for me. Apparently it does something for other women, because they buy it. Robyn and Tammy bought masturbatory items when a bunch of us went to the pr0n shop once. I rented hentai.
I've just formed a completely narcissistic theory about all this! But it's too narcissistic to share on LJ. People might get mad.
What do I care? I'm admitting it's narcissistic, so get mad if you have to. I don't "get" vibrators and other masturbatory items because I'm smarter! And a vibrator can't sex up my *mind* :-D
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Are you gonna eat that?
Date: January 28th, 2002 - 01:59 am
hey, it's not all about yer mind.

of course, it's not all about your body either... :)
I've been goosed!
Date: January 28th, 2002 - 07:17 am
Can a tentacle sex up your mind?
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: January 28th, 2002 - 10:59 pm
Are you flirting with me?
3 droids -- Spew an android