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The Worst Euphemisms Ever - Are we not men?
The Worst Euphemisms Ever
Euphemisms for what? Why, sex of course!

makin coffee with the little mutants
Bludgeoning oblong pustules.
Putting Seamus where Wally doesn't belong.
placing 3rd in the candy cookoff
Opening the jar of tubas with one hoof.
morphing with cream cheese
Pulling spools of Nebuchednezzar out of the orb of Reason.
stranding penguins on the shore
Pointing mommy's laxatives at Orion.
onion-melding your jibby puck
Unwinding the little man who says "Don't touch them cans!"
snake wrestling with Faldo
Locking bowels with Mama Cass.
koos-covered greenwich
asking if they have Prince Albert in My can
spangling
masterfluffing my hambone
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From:macklinr
I saved you a seat.
Date: March 6th, 2002 - 11:54 pm
 
Don't forget "Shovel some chocolate into my starfish. All three of them."
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