Euphemisms for what? Why, sex of course!
makin coffee with the little mutants
Bludgeoning oblong pustules.
Putting Seamus where Wally doesn't belong.
placing 3rd in the candy cookoff
Opening the jar of tubas with one hoof.
morphing with cream cheese
Pulling spools of Nebuchednezzar out of the orb of Reason.
stranding penguins on the shore
Pointing mommy's laxatives at Orion.
onion-melding your jibby puck
Unwinding the little man who says "Don't touch them cans!"
snake wrestling with Faldo
Locking bowels with Mama Cass.
asking if they have Prince Albert in My can
masterfluffing my hambone