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First off, Nick is like old people. Whenever someone famous dies he… - Are we not men?
First off, Nick is like old people. Whenever someone famous dies he says "Well, [insert name here]'s gone and died." Like old people do. Well, I dunno what he said about the queen, but that's what he's said about other people who died and were famous.

Second, Holly's been splicing genes. She got a lizard and a duck and said "I'm a scientist!" and proceeded to create a dinosaur. Then we had pizza and danced around like tribal chiefs.

Third, Nigel's Wild Wild World tonite was about sex. Sex sex sex sex sex. Copulating. Fornicating. Mating. Intercourse. Lovemaking. Fucking. Making the beast with two backs. Bumpin uglies. Stranding penguins on the shore. Covering the bald spot. Playing hide the salami.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

I'm all : SEX
Jammin' with : SEX
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