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Everything is closed!
I didn't know Sears would be closed today. I mean, I understand Funcoland being closed. But Sears? Oh well. The whole mall was closed (Collin Creek). I didn't know malls closed for easter.

Holly has lost weight. This is a good thing, as she was a bit chunky before. Now her bluejeans are baggy. I want my bluejeans to be baggy. Really baggy like they were two summers ago. But I'll never lose weight. And I'll never score. And I'll never get a job. And I'll never score.

Holly got two toy walking sticks for Easter in her easter basket. They have scored (probably due to the Nigel special about sex last night that we watched intently). The bugs can score and I can't.

I'd totally fuck the lead singer of Smash Mouth.

I'm all : sex...
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From:squeakyg
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: March 31st, 2002 - 12:08 pm
 
You scored with Holly's toy walking sticks? Okay, you're getting desperate now.

(are my comments getting WAYY too cheeky? I'm always being cheeky to you. Dunno why).

From:rentahero
This place is filthy.
Date: March 31st, 2002 - 05:12 pm
 Sucky.
I hate it when stores are closed. It's like... they should be. Oh well.
I have no idea what the heck you mean about the toy walking sticks scoring... and I don't think I wanna know. That reminds me of this time when we put my roommate's plush bears in compromising positions though.
I wish my pants were baggy. I keep upsizing. "When I wanted super-size, I didn't mean my pants!"... OK, I am really really hyper now. Sugar rush :)
I'd totally fuck the lead singer of No Doubt.
Have a happy easter... all 45 minutes left of it anyway. Hope you had a good one then I guess.
From:macklinr
Teacher said not to.
Date: March 31st, 2002 - 09:40 pm
 
Don't let any "smash mouth" go down on you. Especially if they use teeth.
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