I didn't know Sears would be closed today. I mean, I understand Funcoland being closed. But Sears? Oh well. The whole mall was closed (Collin Creek). I didn't know malls closed for easter.
Holly has lost weight. This is a good thing, as she was a bit chunky before. Now her bluejeans are baggy. I want my bluejeans to be baggy. Really baggy like they were two summers ago. But I'll never lose weight. And I'll never score. And I'll never get a job. And I'll never score.
Holly got two toy walking sticks for Easter in her easter basket. They have scored (probably due to the Nigel special about sex last night that we watched intently). The bugs can score and I can't.
I'd totally fuck the lead singer of Smash Mouth.
I'm all : sex...