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Thus Spake Zarathustra Folk cats rnd Fics PkMn FMA ¬_¬ other LJ Got Val? I defeat you!
I'm never gonna score. - Are we not men?
I'm never gonna score.
I'm never gonna score.

I'm all : I'm never gonna score.
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From:valamelmeo
I've been goosed!
Date: April 1st, 2002 - 09:52 am
 
you and me both :(
From:macklinr
Whiner.
Date: April 1st, 2002 - 10:37 am
 Armored Combat Yahztee is weird
Sex is like Yahtzee.

Sometimes you score really big. Sometimes you choke on the dice and die, without so much as a single Yahztee token in your possession.
From:rentahero
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: April 1st, 2002 - 11:24 am
 This seems to be a common theme.
How come everyone's LJ that I've read in the past day or two have had something very similar to this on there... including mine? (no surprise there) Something very weird going on. In response to Ryan's response, I try not to choke on dice when I'm trying to get some :D
Yahtzee! I was always more of a Boggle whore.
Val, just remember, no matter how bleak things look, think of how glad you are not to be me :)
From:squeakyg
I've been goosed!
Date: April 1st, 2002 - 11:35 am
 
Hey, at least you have the MEMORIES of scoring, so it's not like you can't even imagine what it feels like. Not like you live a life of desperate torture, where you really want sex, but don't even know what it feels like, so the whole thing is a warped twisted mess that makes you more and more bitter each day.

Or something.

Or is that just me?

(And you can cyber with me any time, baby)

From:valamelmeo
Phwoar!
Date: April 1st, 2002 - 12:39 pm
 
actually, knowing what it feels like to have sex only makes the torture worse, because you know exactly what you're missing.
From:rentahero
Teacher said not to.
Date: April 1st, 2002 - 01:31 pm
 Maybe.
Doesn't that depend on how lame your past lays were? I mean, if they really sucked, below what you imagined that it'd feel like... wouldn't the torture be worse if you'd imagined?
From:valamelmeo
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: April 1st, 2002 - 01:34 pm
 Re: Maybe.
if your experiences with sex were truly that horrific, you'd not want any more sex.
From:raditzsex
Phwoar!
Date: April 1st, 2002 - 01:38 pm
 Re: Maybe.
If you've never had sex, then it's going to be wayyy better than you'd imagined.

(If you have, then there's such thing as better than or worse than. But only if you have a basis for comparison.)
8 droids -- Spew an android