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I'm workin on it! - Are we not men?
I'm workin on it!
On what?
Making my journal fun, like in the old days. But apparently you really *do* need opposition in order to be creative, and Max not having me listed as a "friend" just doesn't count as opposition. So it'll probably be boring until I get some kind of job or something.

First off, why am I up at 6am? Is it because I is black? Of course not, I'm not black at all. I mean, sure I went to bed at midnight (exceptionally early for me). But does that excuse me from sleeping til noon? Absolutely not! Perhaps the cold pills will kick in in a few and I'll be back on my way to dreamland.

Speaking of dreamland, I had a weird dream that featured just about everybody I know. And of course in true dream style, they weren't who they are in real life. They were all coworkers. Everyone I know. And apparently we were going to a teambuilding luncheon or something. Kym was telling me I should flirt with this guy named Chris (who IRL I think has like a wife & kids eh) but I wasn't going to go for it. Then this other guy kept talking about how his girlfriend was so cool because she had this really cool job, and I was thinking "Damn, I want a really cool job," then it turns out she sold costume jewelry at the mall. Then this one guy had a VW Bug and like 6 of us piled in - but it was like a tardis, we all fit comfortably. But it wasn't like a luxurious tardis. It was like classic VW Bug interior, just bigger. So it had that "This car is exceedingly old" smell to it. I think we went for ice cream.

So, on the cold front, my ears feel "full" and make a weird sound every time I swallow, but so far today I do not have a fever.

I just saw a really odd commercial featuring a plush teddy bear and a hedgehog or porcupine or something. I think it was an ad for toilet paper.
So as a public service announcement, I'd like to say this: Do not wipe your ass with a hedgehog.

Thank you, and good... uh, morning.
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Stop asking about milk already.
Date: May 1st, 2002 - 06:39 am
Your LJ will be very interesting when you start having sex... and writing about it in detail. And posting pictures. (please)

I'm a babe magnet.
Date: May 1st, 2002 - 08:12 am
I'm gonna write about it in detail, but I'm gonna write it as if I'm mentally retarded. Like this:
"Then I touched him there! heheheheehehe! Then he touched me there! hehehehehe!"

(not really.)
I saved you a seat.
Date: May 1st, 2002 - 09:17 am
This place is filthy.
Date: May 1st, 2002 - 11:05 am
mentally retarded? or just 8 years old?
4 droids -- Spew an android