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Thus Spake Zarathustra Folk cats rnd Fics PkMn FMA ¬_¬ other LJ Got Val? I defeat you!
WHoa! - Are we not men?
WHoa!
I just ripped the most amazing fart! It echoed throughout the house! I'm surprised it didn't wake Holly!

But that's not what I'm writing about.

Look. If everyone would have dogs, it would be better. Shaving. And then we started talking about biscuits. Everyone loves biscuits. But not the charred remains of Zarathustra. Is red the color of mushrooms, or of pancakes? You're wrong! It's shiny!

I had a dream that Ed starred as the monster in a b-movie, I think it was called ... I forgot what it was called. But it looked like a cross between Reptar and Godzilla.

Did you know that Bello was voted America's Best Clown? Have dogs! I command some. It's blood-letting time.
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