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The Story I Promised - Are we not men?
The Story I Promised
The following is a work of fiction based on the silly game ProgressQuest, and it's copyright ME (cep for the stuff I stole to make it up.) The formatting sucks, so sue me. And it's not very good. It features me, Brian, and Ethan's characters.


INT. BOOJI TAVERN - DAY

Two land squids are sitting at a table with their 'grog'. A gyrognome walks in the front door.

WIBBY

Why, hello my squid brethren!


VAL THE SLACKER

I'm not brethren! I'm... sist...ern?


Wibby sits down at the table.

MRURTH

How are you, Wibby?


WIBBY

Not bad, not bad. Just returning from exterminating the platinum dragons. You?


MRURTH

I'm on my way to deliver this dirtclod.


VAL THE SLACKER

Hey! I just exterminated the platinum dragons yesterday!


WIBBY

That would explain why most of the ones I slayed were babies, adolescents, crippled, and crippled babies.


MRURTH

That last one was imaginary! Haha!


WIBBY

Oh it was not.


MRURTH

I meant Val the Slacker's. She slays imaginary things.


Val the Slacker presents her +33 Dancing Stabbity Bilbo.

VAL THE SLACKER

Does this look like it slays IMAGINARY things?


A serving wench sets some grog down in front of Wibby. She has no lines so that we don't have to pay her scale.

MRURTH

Aww, lighten up. We've all slain at least one imaginary creature.


VAL THE SLACKER

I'm hungry.


WIBBY

Eat that carrot.


VAL THE SLACKER

I can't. I have to deliver it.


MRURTH

That brings up a point. We've been working for this 'employer' for a while now. What do you think he's making with the hoes and the socks and the eggs?


WIBBY

Perhaps he has a garden, was missing a sock, and is making an omelette.


Val the Slacker and Mrurth look at Wibby suspiciously.

WIBBY

But I am curious as to what he is making with the axles, the anvils, and the poles.


VAL THE SLACKER

Yeah, and what's with the bunnies?


MRURTH

Bunnies are cute and cuddly!


WIBBY

And soft enough to elicit tactile pleasure.


VAL THE SLACKER AND MRURTH

Geek.


They all sip their drinks in silence for a few moments.

VAL THE SLACKER

So, wanna go beat up girl scouts?


MRURTH

Hell yeah!


WIBBY

Why not.


Exuent

Not quite as side-splittingly funny as I'd hoped. I shall now borrow a phrase from Josh: *sigh*.

I'm all : geeky geeky
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Date: April 9th, 2003 - 06:49 am
 
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