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Note to travelers: make sure you log off of whatever instant messenger service you are using when you leave a public computer, like a hotel computer.

On the other hand, I had this amusing conversation with some random idiot:

Screen names changed so that random people don't message me or my friend.

TheFaker: I've gotta tell u something I've been holding back for a long ass fucking time!
[Wow, that's all it took for me to realize this wasn't the owner of the screen name!]
TheFaker: but I just want u to know I'm gonna get the guts to tell u to ur face I really can't stand you. You sick me out
Me: Where did you learn to spell?
TheFaker: I took like 146 hits of acid I don't know
TheFaker: and u know what else
TheFaker: FUCK YOU
Me: Aww, that makes me all sad like
TheFaker: lemme alone
Me: but you are being mean and now I'm crying
TheFaker: I don't care
TheFaker: u're the most annoying fucker I know
Me: YOU DON'T CARE THAT A GROWN MAN WOULD CRY?
TheFaker: No i don't care if YOU cry or die or whatever just fuck off
Me: but I thought what we had was special!
TheFaker: I told u I was lying my ass of
TheFaker: I hate u
TheFaker: I couldn't stand u from day fucking one
Me: But you were my first!
TheFaker: So I cheated on u so many times it ain't funny
Me: It was John wasn't it! Was it John? I swear, I'll beat the living shit outta him if it was!
TheFaker: u couldn't take him on hes better than u evern were
Me: this argument is turning me on
TheFaker: get lost
TheFaker: its over with i never want to hear from u again
Me: You don't always get what you want. You will hear from me, but you won't know when or where!
TheFaker: i'll have John beat u down
Me: he can't beat me down, he's scrawny and girly.
TheFaker: hes more of aman than you are
TheFaker signed off at 2:51:04 AM.

That probably isn't as funny to anyone else as it is to me. I wonder if the person on the other end knew that I knew he was a faker. Man was it funny.
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From:valamelmeo
Phwoar!
Date: April 14th, 2003 - 01:17 am
 
damn, now i wish i'd saved mine! priceless...
From:ang_grrr
Teacher said not to.
Date: April 14th, 2003 - 01:25 am
 
This brings me joy.
From:jakebullet
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: April 16th, 2003 - 02:00 pm
 
Heh. Good stuff. There are whole sites out there dedicated to messing with people on IM. Some of the transcripts I've read are very funny - very disturbing, but also very funny.

When I was younger and inclined to do such things, I, along with a friend or two, would pretend like we were 18 year old goth girls living in LA and looking for a fun time... Gosh, that brings back some fond memories.
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