So... it's 2:43... odds are if I go to sleep I'll sleep right through class, so I thought, hey, I'll do stuff. I did some homework, then I cleaned up a little bit, and I put a garbage bag outside the front door so I would remember to take it to the dumpster tomorrow morning.
About an hour after it went out, I hear this annoying sound and these huge gusts of wind. I go to look outside, and the bag has blown down the stairs and is spilling it's contents all over the breezeway.
Even in cleaning, I have caused filth.