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This morning, the 'vator wouldn't let me on (seriously, it kept opening and shutting the doors), the escalators weren't running, and there was a large Gay Pride flag in the foyer of the building.

What is going on around here?
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I saved you a seat.
Date: June 17th, 2003 - 07:20 am
Everyone knows that large gay pride flags, when placed in building foyers, short-circuit all people-moving devices...
Date: June 17th, 2003 - 07:20 am
You sure that wasn't the closet?

(p.s. if you didn't notice, I updated my last entry with my schedule..)
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: June 17th, 2003 - 11:56 am
Awesome, I'm gonna come up there.

I like your idea of the Demon Mouse, too.
This place is filthy.
Date: June 17th, 2003 - 08:02 am
Your building has obviously been overrun by the Gay People's Front. Or was that People's Front of Gayness?

Wait, wait, that joke didn't work. I blame the gay terrorists all the same!
Teacher said not to.
Date: June 21st, 2003 - 02:49 am
*clears throat* And what exactly is wrong with gay people??
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: June 21st, 2003 - 09:12 am
I think he was making jokes.

But in reality, I don't think Verizon know it's a gay pride flag. I think they just thought it was pretty. Kindof amusing, really!
Can you feel the love?
Date: June 21st, 2003 - 09:39 am
hahahahaha! Yeah there's an art studio around here that has a rainbow flag. I don't think they've caught on yet
I've been goosed!
Date: June 21st, 2003 - 10:48 am
Nothing. Heck, i live in Asheville, NC, where straight people are such a minority we almost need to form our own little support groups. "I feel guilty not being attracted to my own sex!" "It's ok. It's perfectly natural to only be interested in the opposite sex!" (that is to say: a majority of the people i know locally are bi/gay, with a couple of trans to keep things interesting).

So, no, i'm not a raging homophobe. People with no sense of humor, though, they get on my nerves.

(and, as a footnote, the phrasing of my original post was a reference to Life of Brian, not the Loretta bit, but the PFJ/JPF bit. It makes a lot more sense as film than as dialogue-only script.)
Date: June 21st, 2003 - 04:35 pm
We needs some trans around here heh
I've been goosed!
Date: June 21st, 2003 - 08:12 pm
All the ones i've known have been pretty dull, normalish people, actually (i've managed to avoid drag queens; i don't normally appreciate people staring at my equipment unless i'm interested in staring at theirs, and honey, i don't swing that way ;^)

Fun trans-story: telling a friend of a friend where i was working, and she goes "oh, yah, i know the manager there! he used to do drag shows as Elvis!" "wait, but he's a... what?!" "yah, he's really good." I mean, the dude had a freaking beard. More of a beard than i can grow. Ah, the marvels of modern medicine.
I've been goosed!
Date: June 21st, 2003 - 09:12 pm
hahahaha it's good to see our advancements in science are being put to good use lol
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