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I'm a Man: Day 2 - Are we not men?
I'm a Man: Day 2
I shaved my face. I now have little odd cuts in random places. I also feel as if I've rubbed myself with sandpaper.

The scariest thing is that no one seems to have noticed that overnight I have completely changed gender. All the people I work with seem unfazed by a man named Val in their group. Perhaps they think I'm Eastern European.

I will admit, the hair is getting to me. I am beginning to think it was a mistake to curse womanhood. I hope to be back to my old self tomorrow, at which point those pesky monthly issues should be over and done with anyway.

Plus, this man 'equipment' is tres gauche.
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From:ang_grrr
Whiner.
Date: July 2nd, 2003 - 03:02 am
 
Have you changed your underpants yet?
From:raditzsex
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: July 2nd, 2003 - 03:24 am
 
I'm wearing boxers!
From:bbcorno
This place is filthy.
Date: July 2nd, 2003 - 05:34 am
 
From:raditzsex
Phwoar!
Date: July 2nd, 2003 - 06:35 am
 
I can't do that! I'm disgusted by the sight of it!

Well... sortof...
From:bbcorno
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: July 2nd, 2003 - 06:51 am
 
From:heyjana
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: July 3rd, 2003 - 04:37 am
 
Aaahahaha!!
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