I shaved my face. I now have little odd cuts in random places. I also feel as if I've rubbed myself with sandpaper.
The scariest thing is that no one seems to have noticed that overnight I have completely changed gender. All the people I work with seem unfazed by a man named Val in their group. Perhaps they think I'm Eastern European.
I will admit, the hair is getting to me. I am beginning to think it was a mistake to curse womanhood. I hope to be back to my old self tomorrow, at which point those pesky monthly issues should be over and done with anyway.
Plus, this man 'equipment' is tres gauche.