I just watched the weirdest-ass movie. It's called The Item
It's filmed in video (as opposed to film) and the budget is horribly low. It's not quite Naked Lunch
, but it's weird enough.
OK, there's these four criminals, and they are asked to deliver an item to a buyer. It's a weird creature in a containment chamber, being continuously tranquilized. So, they take it to this girl's house (she doesn't know what's in the box) and they're supposed to keep it until 6am when the buyer shows up. They had to kill the people who gave it to them, because they got all weird and changed their mind after they'd already been paid. So then, they're in this house, and the girl who lives there has gone out for food. Then her friends show up as the criminals are looking at the creature, and they kill them. The girl has no idea, tho, and she gets back and they have dinner. Then, this weird creature starts talking to people, one on one, when they are alone with it guarding it. It knows all their secrets and stuff, and their emotional weaknesses. So one by one everyone goes sorta nutso, except the chick who lives there and another girl. They end up killing each other, and then one chick kills the leader guy. So then, she leaves with the money, and the chick that lives there has a love fest with the weird creature! Which conveniently has a penis.
And that's the end of the movie.
Now that I've ruined it for you, go see it. It's so weird, and so low-budget. It's worth watching.
The other movie was kinda good, it's called Epoch
. It had a really good plot and it was fun to watch.