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4th Grade - Are we not men?
4th Grade
One time, in 4th grade, we had a group project. We were supposed to do group presentations relating to energy resources. I do not remember whatsoever what our group did, but I remember what this one guy did. His name was Corey Williams. He made a poster that said this:

Oil comes from: dead cats.
The main sources of oil are: dead cats and.
Oil is in the ground and dinosaurs and dead cats.

This amused me greatly, as a 10 year old. I laughed and laughed, and then I wrote about it in my little kid diary. I may have misquoted one or the other lines of text, but that is the gist of what I saw on that poster. If I remember, he had drawn a small dead cat somewhere on the poster as well.

You know, that was really funny. Unintentionally funny. It's still funny now, "Dead cats and."

I'm all : amused amused
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I've been goosed!
Date: July 25th, 2003 - 05:25 am
I have to go console my mom tonight about a dead cat :(
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: July 25th, 2003 - 06:40 am
I was sorry to hear of the loss of the kitty. My mom's cat is about that age, and I know she'll be crying when that cat has to go.

But, you know, watch out for the oil. (sorry, sorry, i know i know.)
Date: July 25th, 2003 - 07:24 am
I went to KG with someone named Cory Williams. California?
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: July 25th, 2003 - 07:46 am
Nahh, it was in Nebraska.
This place is filthy.
Date: July 25th, 2003 - 11:27 am
Ah ok, it is a pretty common sounding name.
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