One time, in 4th grade, we had a group project. We were supposed to do group presentations relating to energy resources. I do not remember whatsoever what our group did, but I remember what this one guy did. His name was Corey Williams. He made a poster that said this:
Oil comes from: dead cats.
The main sources of oil are: dead cats and.
Oil is in the ground and dinosaurs and dead cats.
This amused me greatly, as a 10 year old. I laughed and laughed, and then I wrote about it in my little kid diary. I may have misquoted one or the other lines of text, but that is the gist of what I saw on that poster. If I remember, he had drawn a small dead cat somewhere on the poster as well.
You know, that was really funny. Unintentionally funny. It's still funny now, "Dead cats and." I'm all :