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More on Ninjas - Are we not men?
More on Ninjas
Last night Holly and I had a discussion about ninjas. Specifically, how it would be cool to be a ninja. With the kung-fu and the stealth and the hiding in shadows, not to mention the cool outfit.
But, you know, in modern times, there are probably ninja who do not wear the outfit that hides them in shadows. There are probably ninja who wear a business suit, or a dress even! Then, when no-one's lookin', they whip out the ninja-fu and jump into the office! Where they walk casually through the breakroom towards their ultimate goal. No one considers that there may be a ninja lurking among them. The ninja leaves the building casually, as if going out for coffee. No one knows, until they find the carnage within! No fingerprints, no weapons, just quiet death. Then you know, the ninja have come to visit.
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From:lobotomymonkey
I saved you a seat.
Date: July 25th, 2003 - 09:32 am
 
You have seen Real Ultimate Power, haven't you?
From:raditzsex
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: July 25th, 2003 - 09:34 am
 
Yes. Yes I have.
From:sicariusdracus
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: August 3rd, 2003 - 07:36 am
 
I'm not a ninja. But you don't know that for sure.
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