So today, I told on her! I whispered "They color their hair!" to a lady who said she wasn't aware they were old enough to have a granddaughter Holly's age. My mom got all "You didn't tell her how old I was, did you?" As if it matters, geez!
Well, I guess it would matter, like, if she had told her friends that she was 40 or something.
Incidentally, now I want to be a ninja pirate. Yar, sensei, yar.