I just saw this ad. This woman has some dry tissues and she's rubbing it on dinnerware. She says "You wouldn't clean china like this!"
Then, there is a guy in the shower, trying to rub dirt off himself with dry tissues. She comes back and says "This won't do, you need water!" and turns on the shower.
"You need water. So why does the one part that needs it get this?" holds up toilet paper.
She should have just spelt it out. "So why does the one part that needs it, your ass..." The product described is a replacement for regular toilet seats, that squirts water on your bunghole. Because we all need wet, squishy holes. The rest of the ad was people that owned one telling about their experiences. Ok, hello? I do not want to hear about people's experiences on the toilet. One woman said "It energizes me!" OK, lady, what exactly are you *doing* with your toilet seat?!
She must be sitting backwards.
I'm all : vexed