I have discovered the secret to magically curing small injuries in children. You just need evidence of a worse injury to show them.

I have this mega scar on my leg from when the hepcat got really mad at me the other day. So yesterday, at the store, Holly banged her ankle on one of those low shelves. I just showed her my ouchie and she was too amazed to be hurt anymore. Then another girl got hurt during the soccer game, and I showed her my ouchie, and she was too amazed to be hurt anymore. I am the cure mastah!

I'm all : accomplished