OK, it wasn't Zorak kickin Gohan's pansy supersaiyan ass, but it was still wacky. It was fun, though.
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Zorak and I were having dinner at my mom's. At least, I think it was my mom's. My mom was there at any rate. We had palm pilots and were IMing during dinner, so we could talk about rude things without my mom hearing. Then somehow some subject got brought up, and I can't decide whether my mom was breakin out the photo albums, or breakin out something else, but I knew what was coming so I took that opportunity to go outside and smoke. I left Zorak in there to hear whatever lame crap my mom was going to share. I was laughing. While I was outside, I found this rock that looked like this kind of rock that my mom wanted, so I picked it up. When I went back inside, my mom was just finishing the lame thing, and Zorak looked like he was in a coma. I gave my mom the rock and sat down to finish dinner or finish coffee or something. I forgot what. Zorak was a little angry that I'd left him there with my mom and her coma-inducing lameness, but it was funny. Then he msgd me to tell me that there was no way in hell that rock was [insert name of rock my mom wanted here, I forgot.] and then he said he wanted one. Then we turned on the TV to watch DBZ, and my mom gave us presents.
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Wow, huh! What a dream! It had action! Adventure! Romance! My mom! I think if I'd stayed asleep longer Zorak would have kicked both of Gohan's cheeks into next week.