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Funtime with Val
I'm going to go to the drive-thru dry cleaners. When they ask for my items, I'm going to remove my jacket and hand it over. Then, I'm going to remove my pants and hand them over. Then when they give me a ticket, I'm going to act all surprised that I don't have a pocket. This gag might be worth buying a new shirt for. One that requires ironing.

In other news, I have now moved into my cubicle at work. It is rather ... unfurnished. But, since I'm not permanent yet, and I can't bank on that until it happens, I don't know whether to buy a calendar for it or not. The first response of "Wait til you get permanent" isn't really a viable option, because if I don't get perm until like March or something, then there won't be any calendars left.

I guess I'll shop now.

EDIT: Found something. Purchased same. Man I hope I don't get ripped off.

I'm all : apathetic Nyah!
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Date: January 23rd, 2004 - 07:04 am
I know this is kind of random... but can i see a picture of you? I'm curious as to what you look like.
and btw, the dry cleaning idea, awesome. lol
Date: January 23rd, 2004 - 09:13 am
I'm only going to give hints! I am somewhere in this photo. I am the one who was photoshopped. You have to figure it out! It's not a very good pic, but eh, it's all I got right now.
I've been goosed!
Date: January 23rd, 2004 - 10:06 am
im thinking the one on the far left with the different lighting variences that differ from the rest of the people there?
Can you feel the love?
Date: January 23rd, 2004 - 11:29 am
Yeah. My hair is shorter now. I'm also the only one in that picture wearing an old t-shirt (I was working remote at the time). I should photoshop in my normal workday wardrobe.
I'm also the youngest person in that picture, which is quite cool.
I saved you a seat.
Date: January 23rd, 2004 - 08:37 am
I dunno how your bosses or HR people are, but perhaps one of them will look at the calendar and think some bullshit like "this person's a real go-getter!" or whatever other managerial crap. I personally wouldn't let a calendar influence my decision, there's always the off possibility that someone else might.

As a side note, I know have the 8 rules of Fight Club posted in out front office. Granted, it's discrete, but it's still funny.
I've been goosed!
Date: January 23rd, 2004 - 10:19 am
I ordered one off the internet that I couldn't live without. At least if I get the axe I'll have a sexy calendar at home.
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: January 23rd, 2004 - 10:47 am
Can I get a link-link!
I've been goosed!
Date: January 23rd, 2004 - 11:22 am
To the calendar I ordered? OK, here it is.

Don't you think that's the sort of thing that will impress the higher-ups? I'm sure it will. They will think "Wow, not only does she have a calendar, but it has anime on it, and anime is teh s uck."
Not really :) But that is really the calendar I ordered.
Date: January 23rd, 2004 - 11:37 am
9 droids -- Spew an android