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Incidentally, I'm going to voice my concerns about me takin Tae Kwon… - Are we not men?
Incidentally, I'm going to voice my concerns about me takin Tae Kwon Do here, cuz where else am I gonna do it. First off, I suck at formality. Any type. I'm as bad as Goku. If the teacher hadn't told us to call him Mastah Ron, I'd have called him dude. I probably called him dude on accident anyway. Plus we have to bow to the US flag when we enter the training area, and I'm gonna forget. Also, I'm old. Not old like an old soldier, old like an old chick who's been sittin on the couch for years. So I'm a little concerned about standard old person stuff, like throwing my back out or pulling a knee tendon. You know I'll do it anyway, and I won't notice if I've pulled a tendon unless I can't walk. I'll just think it's muscle soreness from workin out. Anyway, it's fun, and I look damn good doin it, so I'm gonna keep goin.
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Stop asking about milk already.
Date: September 23rd, 2001 - 11:54 pm
 Mastah Ron
That's what he wants you to call him in the bedroom, too - isn't it?!? I know it is! HE wants you, BAD! They all want you - and really, what's Zorak - a MANTIS - going to do about it, huh?? He'll be sitting in front of the tv eating his toes while all these guys who have seen you do Tae Kwon Do start knocking on yer door, asking for dates and grabbing yer ass. AND WHAT'S HE GONNA DO - HUH?!? NOTHING - that's what. He's a mantis. But he's a mantis that can sing like no mantis has ever sung. WOW - how come you get all the cool bugs in yer bed!?!
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: September 24th, 2001 - 05:29 am
 Re: Mastah Ron
Zorak has a death ray.
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: September 24th, 2001 - 11:49 am
 Re: Mastah Ron
Zorak stares a lot
3 droids -- Spew an android