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Mad Scientist, on the loose!
I am having some seriously wild hair today, and I wanted to take a picture, but nobody has a camera that works. I will try to describe it.
It is sticking straight up in the front. Straight up, mad-scientist style. There's no gel or anything in it, so it's all bouncy and blowy. It is exactly like Drakken's hair in this userpic, except for the ponytail at the back. I don't have that. Just big bangs that stick straight up! And they aren't all starched, just up! It's really very mad-scientist. Thomas-Dolby-ish. I will not be able to stop singing "She Blinded Me With Science" all day.

I'm very sad that I can't collect a picture for you. I'll try to get it to do this again tomorrow, and remember to take a picture before I leave the house. I wish I had brought more eccentric items from home to display in my cube, just to increase the mad scientist effect. I should at least leave a gene-splicer, shrink-ray, and some antimatter in the recycle bin.

I'm all : nerdy oh, yeah!
Jammin' with : Science!
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Can you feel the love?
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 09:59 am
I get tha mad scientist hair on any morning where I didn't shower the night before.

Don't forget the motivational poster that doubles as your over-arching plan for world domination.
Teacher said not to.
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 10:24 am
This is all clean and wispy and responds to wind kind of mad scientist hair. Not the kind that just sticks up. It sticks up and yet flows. I really wish I could get a picture of it, so you could see how impressive it is.

Speaking of motivational posters, which is better, ice cream, or puppies?
This place is filthy.
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 10:40 am
It depends on your goal. If you want cute, I'd go with puppies. (Actually, I'd go with kitties, because I like them more.)

If you want to extert power over people who are dieting, get the ice cream one. But you might occasionally feel hungry yourself upon looking at it. Then again, you might feel the same way with puppies...
I saved you a seat.
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 10:47 am
I don't actually have any posters or any ideas for posters. I just wondered what you would prefer, ice cream or puppies. I'm not a big fan of ice cream, nor eating puppies. So I think my apetite wouldn't be affected.

For psychological warfare, I would definitely go with puppies eating ice cream. Although I love kitties, some people don't. But no one hates puppies. So in that case, the real question would be what breeds of puppies and what flavors of ice cream. Chocolate would be no, because people who know that chocolate is bad for dogs would get all "AIGH!"
I think I'd go with siberian husky puppies and peppermint ice cream.
Teacher said not to.
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 10:52 am
From what I remember, Holly likes ice cream. So, if Holly's ever at your work and sees an ice cream poster, you may end up paying for it.

But then, that's some if-action.

For hilarity and ghetto cred, pit bull puppies eating orange and strawberry sherbert.
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 11:01 am
pit bull puppies are very normal looking. Like, you can't tell they're pit bulls until they get about 6 months old. I used to have a pit bull, and someone shot it. No one has ever shot my ice cream, though.

How about pug puppies eating strawberry cheesecake ice cream.
This place is filthy.
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 11:42 am
The bit pull isn' about looking like one, it's about a tie to the ghetto.

I dig the pug idea. Perhaps we're onto something...
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 11:57 am
I did not know pit bulls were tied to the ghetto.
But then, I did live in the slums when I had a pit bull...
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 03:43 pm
I used to have a pit bull, and someone shot it. No one has ever shot my ice cream, though.

Hee! That would be one for the random pingreply list, if I still IRC'd.
Teacher said not to.
Date: January 26th, 2004 - 11:09 pm
Thomas Dolby, or Alton Brown?! (google it for the conspiracy theory).
Date: January 27th, 2004 - 06:38 am
Actually, it was more like... did you ever see the seminal episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog? "The Chicken from Outer Space" -- there's a scene in which a ray gun is fired and it blasts a highway billboard that just so happens to feature John R. Dilworth. After being blasted, his hair (on the billboard) is all UP. That's kinda what it was like. Also it resembled your Sinfest or whatever little icon guy there. UP.

Thomas Dolby is taller and has a more angular face shape than Alton Brown. If I was to compare them to Shaman King manga, Thomas Dolby would be Yoh and Alton Brown would be Manta. If you only ever heard "Science" and perhaps "Hyperactive", you really should check out more Thomas Dolby music. He had some really neat stuff. Try "Keys to her Ferrari" if you want to hear more. If you can't find it, I'll serve it when I get home from work.
(How's THAT for T.M.I.!)
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