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Before I forget!
I had a dream that I'm going to tell you about right now. It involves anime characters.
The dream opens with me having been invited to a fancy to-do at some really rich people's house. I was getting ready, and I noticed that I had borrowed one of Faye's headband thingys. I only took it because it was there, but I figured eh, why not. So I put it on. It didn't look right and I laughed and laughed at myself. I wore it anyway and went to the party.
I thought they were inviting me to be nice, but it turned out they were inviting me because they wanted to make fun of my house! They were all like "Sure you live in this nice neighborhood, but you have the smallest house on the block! You should really buy a bigger one. It would be less shameful." So I got really mad, because that is insulting, "I like it just fine in that house! There's absolutely nothing wrong with my house! In fact, I like it so much I'm going back right now!"
Now, my house was a bit of a trek but not far from the big fancy house. It was in the big fancy neighborhood. But as I got closer, I realized that it was absolutely tiny. But it was the house I liked!
So, I get in, and Spike and Jet and Faye are there sitting on the sofa. They had nachos, so I ate 'em. Faye gets up to go to the bathroom, and that's when it hits me. There is only one bathroom in this house. I was like "Aww dammit, I was just telling those snobby people that I like this small house and now I wish there was another bathroom!" And Spike and Jet were like "Well, it is kinda small house..."
Then I woke up.

I should have lj-cut that, huh. It was kinda lame.
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Stop asking about milk already.
Date: February 10th, 2004 - 08:49 am
I can't even imagine!

I think I'm going to be sick...

can't even imagine your own house with 2 bathrooms...
I saved you a seat.
Date: February 10th, 2004 - 11:32 am
My real home has 2 bathrooms! But the toilet is broken in one of 'em. You can still use it, but you have to put your hand in the tank to flush it. My subconscious must have deemed it unworthy.

(Should really get that fixed soon...)
I've been goosed!
Date: February 11th, 2004 - 05:42 am
Ha ha. That's funny. ^^
I think I mentioned before in lj, but a while back I had a dream where I was on vacation with random friends of mine, and Vegeta just showed up, and was about to kill the bell boy for expecting a tip. Ahahaha. I was all "Damn, he'd do it too! I better handle this situation."

I still think yours is amusing.
Don't worry. I have a small house too. *pat pat*
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