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Good morning, people who have stuff! - Are we not men?
Good morning, people who have stuff!
I have stuff, too! You must have stuff if you're reading this, because otherwise where would you be reading it at? I suppose you could be at the library, but then you'd at least have a library card, right? That's something!

My hands are dry like a lizard. And when I put lotion on 'em, it's like a *shiny* lizard. But hey, shiny is good, right?

So, I'm being pranked at work. When I'm not at my desk, someone comes to it and raises the chair height. At first I didn't really notice (I just sit down and adjust the chair), then I realized I was being pranked! So, I laughed about it, and hadn't been pranked again, until today! I got up to use the facility and when I came back, my chair was high again! It's a pretty good prank if you ask me. I hope it's me, from the future, using a time machine to come back in time and prank myself at work.

Warning: the following is not a political statement!
Asexual reproduction is love.

I think one day I may advocate the rights of unicellular organisms, just so I can say wacky stuff like "The common cold has just as much right to live as you do!"
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Teacher said not to.
Date: February 18th, 2004 - 10:12 am
I'm down with oppressing noncellular organisms.

Now you have an enemy in your future crusade!
I've been goosed!
Date: February 18th, 2004 - 01:12 pm
I used to time travel. But things got confusing. Somewhere along the lines there were alternate universes, many many me's, and scary villans who's make Cooler look like my best friend.

Hope you're time traveling future self has more luck then I did. ^^;;
Can you feel the love?
Date: February 20th, 2004 - 08:28 am
see.. although my posts have been rather boring of late
it's posts like this that make me glad I have you on my friends list.

and also make me feel shamed for not trying harder.

right now though, it is 3:30am "on the button" and I'm too tired to worry about such things.

Date: February 20th, 2004 - 09:43 am
Dunno what I did, but thanks :)
4 droids -- Spew an android