I have stuff, too! You must have stuff if you're reading this, because otherwise where would you be reading it at? I suppose you could be at the library, but then you'd at least have a library card, right? That's something!
My hands are dry like a lizard. And when I put lotion on 'em, it's like a *shiny* lizard. But hey, shiny is good, right?
So, I'm being pranked at work. When I'm not at my desk, someone comes to it and raises the chair height. At first I didn't really notice (I just sit down and adjust the chair), then I realized I was being pranked! So, I laughed about it, and hadn't been pranked again, until today! I got up to use the facility and when I came back, my chair was high again! It's a pretty good prank if you ask me. I hope it's me, from the future, using a time machine to come back in time and prank myself at work.
Warning: the following is not
a political statement!
I think one day I may advocate the rights of unicellular organisms, just so I can say wacky stuff like "The common cold has just as much right to live as you do!"