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*Yawwwwn* - Are we not men?
*Yawwwwn*
I can't stop yawning. It's because I was up until nearly midnight last night.

You know I mentioned The Chair Incidents, right? Well, today when I returned to my desk after work, the chair was completely missing! I found a suitable replacement in the conference room, but we may never know if this is truly my chair or not. I was only gone an hour. Surely a meeting didn't last less time than that! And if it did, someone transfer me to that team...

Earlier today, a guy was having technical difficulties, and he asked "Can you smell smoke coming from my cubicle?"
To which I replied, "Whatcha doin', lightin' a doobie?"

I don't know how to buy flowers. I must find a more practical sympathy gift for my ex-mother-in-law.

In other company-related news, I'm still dry and shiny.
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From:cosmicastaway
I've been goosed!
Date: February 20th, 2004 - 08:22 am
 
Chair theives...
From: (Anonymous)
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: February 21st, 2004 - 02:51 pm
 
From:raditzsex
Whiner.
Date: February 21st, 2004 - 03:11 pm
 
My chair is an elitist. It would never associate with common conference room furniture by choice.
From: (Anonymous)
Teacher said not to.
Date: February 21st, 2004 - 03:58 pm
 
From:raditzsex
I've been goosed!
Date: February 21st, 2004 - 04:08 pm
 
It does, but the secret to immortality, as always, has a price. It appears that immortality for chairs does not encompass invulnerability. The oldest chairs are mere shadows of their former selves. They do nothing but sit and wait for a death that will never come.

It's quite tragic, really.
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