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Pointless, vol. 233 - Are we not men?
Pointless, vol. 233
So, like, I got paid and now my money is burning a hole in my pocket, and I got a Replay certificate plus some extra point coupons. Guess who's going to the mall! What should I buy?

I was walking down the hall after getting a glass of water, and I tripped on my own foot. Luckily nothing happened, but I'm sure the day will come when I spill headfirst, spraying water and ice on everything in front of me. I sincerely hope you are there with a camera to catch it all. Preferably a videocamera.

When I worked at Kone, there were a couple of rather pathetic looking plants in the engineering department. Some creative soul had put signs on them. "AMPUTEE" and "QUADRAPLEGIC". That amused me greatly.

Raditzsex and Makaioh
  • Are rumoured to have conceived a pair of elitist girls.
  • Love to write to each other nearly everywhere.
  • Would volunteer to be the two responsible for re-populating the planet.
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Mwuahaha! I shall repopulate the planet with ME!

Scar and Lust
  • Plan to conceive four adult children.
  • Like to watch television together at the most inconvenient times.
  • Believe in attraction at first sight.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy

Conceive adult children? Dammit, I've been doing it the stupid way!

Yuugi Mutou and Seto Kaiba
  • Secretly adopted one elitist kid.
  • Elect to skinnydip after dark.
  • Buy lavish gifts for each other.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy

W00t! *grabs some night-vision goggles*

Kenshin Himura and Kaoru Kamiya
  • Will never have a pair of identical kids.
  • Elect to kiss exuberantly.
  • Can both cerebrate.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy

"Cerebrate good times, come on! Let's cerebrate!"

Goku and Vegeta
  • Plan to conceive a gruesome kid.
  • Elect to kiss at the most inconvenient times.
  • Have already picked out trendy names for servants.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy

Inuyasha and Kagome
  • May one day have two happy children.
  • Are prone to watch television sweetly.
  • Are Hollywood's hottest couple.
  • Unquestionably deserve each other.
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Ash and Misty
  • May one day have 2.4 Elven children.
  • Intend to arm-wrestle far too often.
  • Lucked out blind date.
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Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell
  • Doing their best to have 2.4 gruesome children.
  • Resent having to write to each other exuberantly.
  • Couldn't be happier.
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Popeye and Olive Oyl
  • Are rumoured to have had a elitist child.
  • Crazy about being able to play all kinds of games, it would seem.
  • Are as one for tax purposes.
  • Are the envy of all.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy

Ain't it tha troof.

Monkeys and Apes
  • Will never conceive all beautiful kids.
  • Hope to take long walks as it mightn't lead to pregnancy
  • Tour in June.
Orchestrated by ianiceboy

Oooh, I'd better buy my Monkeys & Apes tickets now!

OK, I'm done now.
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I'm a babe magnet.
Date: February 26th, 2004 - 05:48 pm
Heh, I always thought Ash was a hobbit...
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