So, like, I got paid and now my money is burning a hole in my pocket, and I got a Replay certificate plus some extra point coupons. Guess who's going to the mall! What should I buy?
I was walking down the hall after getting a glass of water, and I tripped on my own foot. Luckily nothing happened, but I'm sure the day will come when I spill headfirst, spraying water and ice on everything in front of me. I sincerely hope you are there with a camera to catch it all. Preferably a videocamera.
When I worked at Kone, there were a couple of rather pathetic looking plants in the engineering department. Some creative soul had put signs on them. "AMPUTEE" and "QUADRAPLEGIC". That amused me greatly.
♥Raditzsex and ♥Makaioh
- Are rumoured to have conceived a pair of elitist girls.
- Love to write to each other nearly everywhere.
- Would volunteer to be the two responsible for re-populating the planet.
Mwuahaha! I shall repopulate the planet with ME!
♥Scar and ♥Lust
- Plan to conceive four adult children.
- Like to watch television together at the most inconvenient times.
- Believe in attraction at first sight.
Conceive adult children? Dammit, I've been doing it the stupid way!
♥Yuugi Mutou and ♥Seto Kaiba
- Secretly adopted one elitist kid.
- Elect to skinnydip after dark.
- Buy lavish gifts for each other.
W00t! *grabs some night-vision goggles*
♥Kenshin Himura and ♥Kaoru Kamiya
- Will never have a pair of identical kids.
- Elect to kiss exuberantly.
- Can both cerebrate.
"Cerebrate good times, come on! Let's cerebrate!"
♥Goku and ♥Vegeta
- Plan to conceive a gruesome kid.
- Elect to kiss at the most inconvenient times.
- Have already picked out trendy names for servants.
♥Inuyasha and ♥Kagome
- May one day have two happy children.
- Are prone to watch television sweetly.
- Are Hollywood's hottest couple.
- Unquestionably deserve each other.
♥Ash and ♥Misty
- May one day have 2.4 Elven children.
- Intend to arm-wrestle far too often.
- Lucked out blind date.
♥Heero Yuy and ♥Duo Maxwell
- Doing their best to have 2.4 gruesome children.
- Resent having to write to each other exuberantly.
- Couldn't be happier.
♥Popeye and ♥Olive Oyl
- Are rumoured to have had a elitist child.
- Crazy about being able to play all kinds of games, it would seem.
- Are as one for tax purposes.
- Are the envy of all.
Ain't it tha troof.
♥Monkeys and ♥Apes
- Will never conceive all beautiful kids.
- Hope to take long walks as it mightn't lead to pregnancy
- Tour in June.
Oooh, I'd better buy my Monkeys & Apes tickets now!
OK, I'm done now.