Why have I been buying the expensive Starbuck's coffee when I like the regular cheap coffee just as much? I suppose I'm slightly stupid.
The "blend" always has some kind of "Smooth" or "Mild" or other such word that makes it sound relaxing and mellow. But there are days when this is what I REALLY want:
That's the sort of blend name coffee should have. I mean, aside from the fact that clipart+wordart=notartatall. I'd also accept "Rampage", "Postal", and "Bring it" blends. You can keep your location-specific modifiers, just change the "smooth" etc. to adjectives that mean something. You know, like "Sumatra OMGSTFUWTFLOL" and "Kenya Postal".
Of course, we could always be honest about coffee. "Bitter", "Strong as fuck and bitter", "Not as bitter but kinda watery", and "Vanilla or hazelnut might cover the bitterness". (Personally, I like bitter flavors, so this is not a damnation of coffees. Just being honest.)
In other news, bought Read or Die, Lupin III vol 1, Transformers season 3 part 1, and pre-ordered Transformers season 3 part 2. I have more TV on DVD/Video than I have on the TV. Even most of my movies are based on TV shows.
I'm done now. Nighty-night.