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Val's Lame-Ass Update o' the Day - Are we not men?
Val's Lame-Ass Update o' the Day

Politics: Primaries are next week in Texas. I'm hoping to at least be a precinct delegate. I've decided to vote for Kerry. I hope he's charismatic enough to pull it off. Almost nobody has an opponent in the local races, so I guess I'll vote for that guy.

Music: I was listening to songs and wondering why some songs really grabbed me as awesome while others of a seemingly similar tone did not. I think I require at least some R&B base in order to really like a song. Either rhythm or blues, or both. This is why I'm not so keen on some of those j-pop artists that everyone else loves. There are exceptions, of course, but I think that's why aiko's Kabutomushi isn't on my list of faves but Futari no katachi is.

I need new shoes: I need new shoes. These are all kinda funky inside and all worn on the soles. I better go get new ones tonight or I'll forget and be stuck with these for like a month.

Weather isn't trivial: It can destroy businesses and homes, and it kills people. And on that note, it's coming into tornado season. I hate tornado season.
But today it's a lovely sort of dreary. Kinda foggy, slightly wet, gray all over... a little warmer than I like it but overall quite nice.

I'm actually quite bored. Someone do something funny.

I'm all : indescribable a dog's butt
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This place is filthy.
Date: March 3rd, 2004 - 01:38 pm
A guy walks into a Bar and says Ow. okay.... it's not funny but I tried to be funny!!!!
This place is filthy.
Date: March 3rd, 2004 - 01:45 pm
It has been said that foul language can make anything funny, and here's the test joke:
Two guys walk into a bar.
Can you feel the love?
Date: March 3rd, 2004 - 03:10 pm
The only reply to that is:

I've been goosed!
Date: March 3rd, 2004 - 05:27 pm
Ore wa ima... Yuugi no naka ni!
Can you feel the love?
Date: March 4th, 2004 - 01:11 pm
True... true... everything is ALWAYS!!! funnier with a swear!!! Hell Yeah!
Can you feel the love?
Date: March 4th, 2004 - 06:07 am
 A blast from the past
HOLLISTER: And do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, and then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, followed by four hundred crates of orange ice-pops, and swills the whole thing down with two thousand gallons of a popular fizzy drink? Do you know what happens?

LISTER: It burps?

HOLLISTER: Oh, it burps. And do you know what happenned to the poor brave men who had the misfortune to get in the way of that burp?

RIMMER: They went 'phwoooarrr'?

I'm a babe magnet.
Date: March 4th, 2004 - 06:12 am
 Re: A blast from the past
Hahahaha! I just watched that ep like ... OK it was like a month or two ago, but I still laughed my ass off :)
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