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Hagane no Renkinjutsushi - Are we not men?
Hagane no Renkinjutsushi
"Dear online resaler,
  I would like to purchase this book. However; I noticed that it is in condition class 'A', and thus is priced at $24.90. I do not wish to pay $24.90, so I was wondering if you wouldn't mind thumbing through it a bit. Perhaps fray the cover edges and dogear a page or two. Surely this will bring the condition of the book down to 'B' or 'C' class, which I will then be able to purchase.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
Regards,
Val"

I'm all : determined pouty.
Jammin' with : aiko - hachimitsu
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From:ishiyakazuo
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: March 11th, 2004 - 07:36 pm
 
"Dear Val,
I would like to kick you in the pants. However; our business practices will not allow us doing so. We do not wish to let you pay less than $24.90, so we were wondering if you wouldn't mind biting us.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
Best regards,
online reseller." :)
Actually, this reminded me of a letter we had to respond to for our business writing course. I had a good time with that one.
From:raditzsex
This place is filthy.
Date: March 11th, 2004 - 07:39 pm
 
LOL kick in the pants!
And since we're on the subject (or more appropriately, in the comments of the entry holding the subject) how much Hagane no Renkinjutsushi have you watched?
From:ishiyakazuo
This place is filthy.
Date: March 11th, 2004 - 07:59 pm
 
Just through episode 4. This week was pretty busy :(
I'll probably watch a couple more tomorrow with the lady.
From:macklinr
I saved you a seat.
Date: March 11th, 2004 - 10:13 pm
 My own letter
"Dear Internet,
I would like to teabag your creators. In the face. Not because it's sexual, mind you, but because I hate you. And you should keep those you hate closest to you. Nothing is closer to me than my taint.
Hugs and Kisses,
Ryan, of the clan Ryan"
4 droids -- Spew an android