Yesterday, a gorilla excaped the Dallas Zoo. And then DPD killed it! KILLED IT DEAD. Do you know, an ape escaped from the Boston Zoo, but they only tranqued that one! But no, Dallas has to be badasses, and kill gorillas! It's an endangered species! They probably barbecued it and made fajitas from it and then mounted the head in the cop breakroom! I hope one of them yelled "It's coming right at us!" before they shot.
Did you ever see that episode of Justice League where there existed Gorilla City, but it was hidden from humans, but then one bad ape got out and tried to take over the human world? Gorilla City sounds cool.
Why is it in news stories they always say "Taken to the hospital with minor injuries"? If the injuries are minor, why would I go to the hospital? Minor injuries must mean something different to newsmen than it does to me.
And speaking of apes, can anyone send me an mp3 of The Pillows "Subhuman"? My computer refuses to recognize the mp3 player anymore. I'm all :
ape escape! Jammin' with :