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Ape Escape -- right here in River City - Are we not men?
Ape Escape -- right here in River City
Yesterday, a gorilla excaped the Dallas Zoo. And then DPD killed it! KILLED IT DEAD. Do you know, an ape escaped from the Boston Zoo, but they only tranqued that one! But no, Dallas has to be badasses, and kill gorillas! It's an endangered species! They probably barbecued it and made fajitas from it and then mounted the head in the cop breakroom! I hope one of them yelled "It's coming right at us!" before they shot.

Did you ever see that episode of Justice League where there existed Gorilla City, but it was hidden from humans, but then one bad ape got out and tried to take over the human world? Gorilla City sounds cool.

Why is it in news stories they always say "Taken to the hospital with minor injuries"? If the injuries are minor, why would I go to the hospital? Minor injuries must mean something different to newsmen than it does to me.

And speaking of apes, can anyone send me an mp3 of The Pillows "Subhuman"? My computer refuses to recognize the mp3 player anymore.

I'm all : indescribable ape escape!
Jammin' with : OVERLAP
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From:macklinr
Phwoar!
Date: March 19th, 2004 - 05:07 am
 
Why is it in news stories they always say "Taken to the hospital with minor injuries"?

Maybe it's a police liability thing. Or the bottom part of a doctor-organized pyramid scam. (You injure two people, and they injure two people, and so on. Us doctors are gonna be rich!)

Or, maybe it's the make sure they're purdy for their first night in prison. That's truly the season of love.

If that's the case, then I'm boned. I'm on the Do Not Prison Rape list, so they'll just dump my ass in a gutter and light some homeless cat on fire.
From:heyjana
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: March 19th, 2004 - 05:12 am
 Friggin' racists!
Yeah, they probably killed him 'cause he was black!
From:zig_zag123
Phwoar!
Date: March 19th, 2004 - 10:29 am
 
I have Subhuman, just not quite sure how to send it to you.
From:raditzsex
Can you feel the love?
Date: March 19th, 2004 - 02:04 pm
 
I'm home now. But thanks for the offer!
From:cosmicastaway
I've been goosed!
Date: March 20th, 2004 - 04:15 am
 
I've seen that episode...well, the opening of it. ^^;;

I hope those fajita's gave them heart burn.
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