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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT #6131 - Are we not men?
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT #6131
Listen, because this is very very important.

This morning I got my regular coffee at my regular coffee house, and then when I got to work I went and got some Starbucks. The blend was called Sumatra. Normally, I don't much notice the flavor because I'm just going for the caffeine.
This coffee tastes like tires.

Not old tires, granted. Brand new tires. But tires nonetheless. It's about the only strong coffee they serve downstairs, so I'll have to continue to drink it if I need 2 cups in the mornings. I will request whitewalls on Monday.

It reminds me of a joke I heard in a funny one-shot cartoon featuring ... I forgot his name, that plays Fry on Futurama.
"If the hangman don't kill ya, the coffee will."
"This coffee'll kill the hangman!"
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From:cosmicastaway
This place is filthy.
Date: April 16th, 2004 - 09:16 am
 
Thanx for the warning!
From:ishiyakazuo
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: April 17th, 2004 - 05:19 am
 
Fry is Billy West, who also did Stimpy and the Cheerios bee.

Maybe the coffee grounds got tired. *runs to avoid certain doom*
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