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Oh I almost forgot - a dream! - Are we not men?
Oh I almost forgot - a dream!
Here's a dream I had. x-posted in makaioh.

I was going to a basketball game with this guy named Bruce and his wife, Cheryl. They were actually Scar's brother and sister-in-law. I don't know where the names Bruce and Cheryl came from. Bruce was a college basketball coach, so he got us all free tickets, but we had to ride in Cheryl's little truck (which was actually an extended cab version of this truck a real girl named Cheryl that I used to run with drove). We had courtside seats, though, so it was awesome. Bruce was telling us some things about the plays they were running in the game, none of which I remember now but they were all probably fictional anyway.
Then, I was going to the movies with my sister and a host of her friends plus some teenagers. Let's pretend the teenagers were Ed and Al, because it's cooler that way. Anyway, I'm sitting in the theater between my sister and Al (I say that because I only recall that the guy I was sitting next to was a teenager and had dark hair), and on the other side of my sister was this girl Jenny that I used to run with. We were watching Star Wars Episode II. My sister and Jenny, about halfway through the movie, started giggling and stuff, and suddenly I smell something foul. I whispered "What are you doing?" and my sister whispered back "Me and Jenny farted!" and I was like "Rank! Smells like cat farts!" (one guess as to what was going on in the real world whilst I slept :P
So, I leaned over to Al and whispered "Dude, Jenny and Lainie are farting. Switch places with me." Then Lainie got REALLY mad at me for telling him that she was farting. So I accused her of having a crush on him. She refused to talk to me for the rest of the movie, which was fine by me because I was trying to watch the movie in the first place.

I said it in makaioh and I'll say it again here. My cats fart in the night. I woke up shortly thereafter and the cats were sleeping on me, so I'm pretty sure the farts were not a figment of my imagination.

EDIT: I just had to do an edit on a program I made a month or so ago, and check out the names of my all-purpose integer variables:

hehehe :D
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This place is filthy.
Date: April 21st, 2004 - 07:46 am
Hahaha! That cracks me up!
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: April 21st, 2004 - 09:46 pm
You should use longs instead of integers. Then you could have lRoy, lAl, and lLoco!
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: April 22nd, 2004 - 04:28 am
hehehehehe! Bad pun! RIGHT THERE!
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