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Good Morning!
It's Monday morning, and I should not be in as good a mood as this. But over the weekend, there was so much funny stuff that last night my cheeks were hurting from laughing so much. Here's one example:

My sister was coming over, and her boyfriend was bringing her. So, she calls me from the parking lot and she's like "I don't wanna walk up the stairs. Come downstairs."
So, I'm coming downstairs. She's standing in the parking lot, and I'm still in the breezeway, and she goes "So who hit your car?"
Damn I almost had a heart attack! She quickly "Just kidding!" Man it was funny. That's the first time she ever played a prank on me and it didn't backfire on her.

Here's the thing that keeps me up at night laughing. It's the first line in a fanfic that is just hilariously WRONG on so many levels:
"And so it was that one day Megatron was taking a Spooky Robot Shower and was nekkid, and Starscream did walk by and in a moment of thoughtless abandon he went, 'W00!' "

There were other funny things, but they would take too long to explain. I bought some toys - I bought one SD Gundam (deathscythe - the only GW gundam i like that i didn't already have an SD of), some Pokemon figures (poochyena and grovyle), and some Yu-gi-oh figures (black skull dragon, BEWD, and something else I forgot). I also bought a new phone, a steering wheel cover-thingy for my car, and some manga. I know you were all dying to hear that :P
I also updated the website (here) already, with some funny stuff. I forgot what page the funny is on. It is so easy to screw around with subtitles!

I guess this post was pointless, too.
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From:valamelmeo
Phwoar!
Date: April 26th, 2004 - 10:21 am
 
WHERE DID YOU FIND AN SD DEATHSCYTHE?

(Yes, I'm still obsessed, after all these years.)
From:raditzsex
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: April 26th, 2004 - 10:28 am
 
Egads! (and I've just realized I need a yikes! type of usericon)

It was just at Target! Amongst the SD stuff! It's a toy, not a model kit! And... well, it's hella cool. I'm not going to deny that. I haven't opened it yet.
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