Holly and I went to teh zoo yesterday. There were gibbons! And they went like this "Wooooop! Wooooop! Woooop!" We stood there laughing at them for like, 45 minutes.
Then, a tiger got mad at them for making all that noise and started making tiger-sounds! It was so close, and the sounds were really scary!
I said "Holly, it sounds like that tiger's gonna get out!" and she said "Yeah!" and I said "Let's go see!" and she said "Yeah!"
So there you have it. We would be the first to die in the case of a tiger escape. It really was close! And looking at us! Oi, there are worse ways to die.
We spent the rest of the day contemplating what might get out. We even told some snakes how to get out, but we're not parseltongues so they did not understand us. There were some way cool snakes in there. Holly had some kind of conversation with one, where she would stick out her tongue at it, and it would stick out its tongue at her. Snakes are way cool.
There are no bats in the zoo. Well, I'm sure bats live there, but not in cages or displayed. Also, there was a bit of a dearth of skinks. And of course, the gorillas were not on display (remember the ape escape? Yeah, same zoo).