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TEH ZOO - Are we not men?
TEH ZOO
Holly and I went to teh zoo yesterday. There were gibbons! And they went like this "Wooooop! Wooooop! Woooop!" We stood there laughing at them for like, 45 minutes.
Then, a tiger got mad at them for making all that noise and started making tiger-sounds! It was so close, and the sounds were really scary!
I said "Holly, it sounds like that tiger's gonna get out!" and she said "Yeah!" and I said "Let's go see!" and she said "Yeah!"

So there you have it. We would be the first to die in the case of a tiger escape. It really was close! And looking at us! Oi, there are worse ways to die.

We spent the rest of the day contemplating what might get out. We even told some snakes how to get out, but we're not parseltongues so they did not understand us. There were some way cool snakes in there. Holly had some kind of conversation with one, where she would stick out her tongue at it, and it would stick out its tongue at her. Snakes are way cool.

There are no bats in the zoo. Well, I'm sure bats live there, but not in cages or displayed. Also, there was a bit of a dearth of skinks. And of course, the gorillas were not on display (remember the ape escape? Yeah, same zoo).
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From:cosmicastaway
Teacher said not to.
Date: May 3rd, 2004 - 02:38 am
 
I wish I could have gone wiff you guys. I love your commentary though. ^^ Next time I go to the zoo I will tell the Wolves all about you. Maybe they will act like tigers for us.
From:raditzsex
Teacher said not to.
Date: May 3rd, 2004 - 02:46 am
 
Wolves make impressive sounds, too, but there's nothing to compare to a tiger roar. I don't know how people in Sumatra sleep at night, with all the gibbon sounds and tiger roars. They probably wonder how I sleep at night with the helicopters and ambulances (I live next-door to the hospital).

The worst part about tigers and wolves is that they are cute, like kittens and puppies. So, my first instinct would be PET THE KITTY rather than run for my life -_-;;
From:cosmicastaway
I've been goosed!
Date: May 3rd, 2004 - 02:51 am
 
Heeee. I dun blame you.

The wolves at the forestry farm though scare me. There's the one, it just stares at you. Stares and stares...and then stares some more. And I start wondering if it thinks I'm tasty. And then it stares at me more and I ponder if it has discovered a way out of the cage...and that it'll get me.

O_O

The forestry farm is fun, except for that one staring wolf. Oh, and the geese. The geese are wild and they bite me. Never knew geese could be scary...but they can be!
From:raditzsex
This place is filthy.
Date: May 3rd, 2004 - 02:59 am
 
Geese hang out at most ponds around here and they have a habit of chasing people around making goose-sounds! They must know they're huge and intimidating.
From:cosmicastaway
Can you feel the love?
Date: May 3rd, 2004 - 05:40 pm
 
Yup.
And they hiss. O_O
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