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I hate wearing socks! - Are we not men?
I hate wearing socks!
I am not wearing socks. In fact, I almost never wear socks. Because I hate wearing socks.

Oh sure, that makes the interior of my shoes a little squishy, but hey, I hate wearing socks.

Yes, my ankles will show if my pants slide up. No, it is not sexy. The whiteness of my ankles is legendary. But, you know, I hate wearing socks.

Doesn't matter what kind. Stockings, socks, footies, booties, if it fits like a glove and goes over a foot, I hate it.

Sometimes people complain, "Val, why do you not wear socks?" I think to myself, buddy, you are lucky I am wearing shoes.

I'm all : indescribable barefoot
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Date: May 4th, 2004 - 08:07 am
I like socks. if i dont wear socks, my feet get prunish and smelly. fresh socks make my feet feel clean. I like my feet clean. The feeling of moist sweat between my toes bothers me. As does the feeling of wearing a pair of socks i took off earlier, then put back on, because the sweat dries and limits the airflow on my feet, making them sticky and sweaty again.
But barefoot pwnz shoes.
This place is filthy.
Date: May 4th, 2004 - 08:35 am
I agree. Socks are lovely. My toes are always cold, and socks mitigate that at least a little bit. Plus it's annoying to have dirt on the bottoms of your feet. But if you're wearing socks, you don't feel it. And the insides of your shoes don't get all icky and sweaty and smelly.

It's shoes I hate.
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: May 4th, 2004 - 08:58 am
I wear socks if I'm going to do some sporty-type activity, because barefoot+sneakers is eww. But if I'm just going to walk around and smoke cigarettes, I don't wear 'em.

What needs to happen is that some doctors discover that shoes are bad for you. Then I can go barefoot at work and claim ergonomics.
I've been goosed!
Date: May 4th, 2004 - 08:46 am
I think to myself, buddy, you are lucky I am wearing shoes.

I so feel you on that. In fact, when I can get away with it, I don't wear shoes around the office. But I tend to only be able to get away with it when I'm wearing some sort of sandal, so that I can easily put them back on in case I need to get up for some reason while people are around.
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: May 4th, 2004 - 01:15 pm
Maybe you know a girl I met. She gave us a lecture one lunch hour at school about how socks are Communists.

Gist of the story is, whenever a sock goes missing, it's because it's been taken away for communist training. Then, when it returns, it infects it's partner sock, and any other sock it comes in contact with.
Right now 80% of the socks out there are communist. And if we're wearing them...
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