I just woke up. And I had a weird dream.
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Dream starts out in some kind of resort spa gym thing. I'm like, done with my workout, and the gym staff are telling me to hurry in the showers because some big event is going on. So I do, and I go out, and my sister is there, and we're going to walk around the forest-thing.
As we're leaving the gym, we spot Michael Jordan! And I'm like W00! and she's like W00! and ... nothing. We spotted a celeb.
So, we go to the forest-thing, and my sister says she's gonna go do something else. I was like "Whatevah" and I went to my cabin in the woods, or something. It was this tiny little ... I guess really it resembled a large backyard shed. A really nice shed, sure, but it was a shed. And apparently I shared it with like, the entire cast of FMA. The only way to describe what I figure was sleeping accommodations is ironing boards. Like, 30 of 'em. All lined against the walls like submarine bunks or something. And I had to get the scissors, and they were across the room, so I had to crawl over the ironing-board-bed-things like a monkey. Then the scissors fell underneath a table, so I had to do some weird bendy-stuff to get them.
When I got the scissors, Ed came in and asked if that was Al that just left, and I was like "No, that was Bruce. They're not even the same height. How could you mistake the two?" Then he asked for the scissors, and I gave him the scissors.
I forgot who told me not to go down that path into the forest, but I did it anyway. There were lots of people down there, in the forest, on the path, and in this construction site that was on the other side of the forest. There was also this weird oasis sort of thing with a giant fountain and a bunch of weird fountain architecture. It was cool, sure, but I was having more fun exploring the construction site, so I went back over there.
Suddenly, it was armageddon! But we could stop it if we all did something that I wasn't quite sure what it was. It involved the fountain-place. So we tried to find it, but we kept getting lost (this is all random people now). Finally we found it, and then everybody else knew what to do exept me! So I just did what they did. They all got up into these seat-looking places. "We need at least one person in each seat to stop armageddon!" The seats were IN the fountain, so if you sat there, your butt got wet. But it was the only way to stop armageddon, so we all did it.
Then I woke up.. I don't know if we stopped armageddon or not.
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I think this is why we don't remember every dream we have. Because most of them are probably like this one -- random, plotless, and incoherent.