(Paraphrased to all hell, because the non-paraphrased version scares children.)
kym: he has like 20 bottles of hair-care products!
me: we have water and a rock.
kym: I only have one bottle of shampoo.
me: we wash with a rock and you are complaining?!
kym: I don't even know what half of those hair products do!
me: and we all have to use the same rock, cuz there's only one.
kym: i told him that would happen, and he was like "Nahh". I said "you watch."
me: THEY THREW MY BATHIN ROCK!
Jammin' with : aiko - subete no yoru