Here's a conversation that actually took place the other day, but I forgot about it.
sodapopmilk: I had a pencil, and I was poking it into random orifices on my laptop, and I poked it into a tiny little button-thingy, and the whole computer shut off!
sodapopmilk: I think I made it climax.
brizzaxian: did you give it a cigarette?
sodapopmilk: I just gave it an orgasm, I'm not also giving it a cigarette!
sodapopmilk: what am I , a friggin charity?
discover what candy you are @ quiz me
I don't think I've ever gotten a more appropriate quiz result.
OK, maybe this one counts:
I'm going to go take pictures of my car now.
EDIT posting car pics in makaioh