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Sometimes I wonder... - Are we not men?
Sometimes I wonder...
Sometimes I wonder if people who don't know me in person think that I have a learning disability or some other kind of "mentally challenged". And with sentence structures like that, I can hardly blame them.
But yes, sometimes I wonder if people think I am "special" and that's why they are nice to me. Like, if they knew I was just a regular person who happened to be slightly insane and slightly evil (not to mention slightly a genius), would they still think I was cool? Or, failing that, at least find me mildly amusing.

Other times, I wonder if people who *do* know me in person think I am "mentally challenged" and are just being nice to the "special" kid.

No, I'm not angsty! I'm just curious, in a kindof scientific way. I'm having an objective moment. OK I'm angsty about ep 34 of FMA, but that is altogether a different kind of angst. And thanks a lot for reminding me ><

Now I shall quote to you from the paper cup my coffee came in.
There is a hidden magic
in Starbuck's coffee; proper brewing
releases the subtle bouquet
of flavors stored in each bean.
Which I suppose translates into normal-people talk as "Our coffee does NOT taste like whitewalls, you uneducated buffoon!"

Have a recycled joke.
The masochist said to the sadist "Hurt me!" and the sadist replied "No."

I'm all : irritated NO MILK FOR YOU.
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Stop asking about milk already.
Date: June 8th, 2004 - 08:45 am
I think you're as mad as a bag full o'monkeys.
Date: June 8th, 2004 - 10:04 am
Sweet :D
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: June 8th, 2004 - 11:24 am
The masochist said to the sadist "Hurt me!" and the sadist replied "No."

The masochist said to the sadist "Hurt me!" and Non-Sequitor Man replied "fish."

That reminds me of my favorite non-sequitor joke:
Two ducks are walking in the forest. One duck turns to the other and says "What am I, your radio?"
3 droids -- Spew an android