I was gonna do this without the dream sequence tags, but nah.
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Mike Lazzo, Mark Banker, Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis were my movers, and I'd left a *lot* of stuff at the old apartment. And when we got there, my sister called with some kind of serious problem, so I made the guys call 911 for her (even though she lives in NYC) while I stayed on the phone with her to try to calm her down. I got really depressed about the amount of stuff I'd left in the old apartment, and the light wasn't working in the bathroom, so I woke up.
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That's what I get for watching Table Read right before sleeping. I desperately need a haircut. It's long and strange now.