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Onions - Are we not men?
I don't like snails or toads or frogs or
Strange things living under logs but
Ooooh, I love onions

I don't like dancing with crazy Ted
He's always jumping on my head but
Ooooh, I love onions

Onions onions, la-la-la
onions onions, ha-ha-ha
root-doot-doodoo, doot doodoo

Poll #306564 Onions!

Which is your favorite onion?

White onion
Red onion
Yellow onion
Green onion
The onion is too powerful a vegetable. Just lettuce and tomato for me.

Click here to see more about onions, and some beautiful pictures of onions that make you want to go eat one RIGHT NOW.
(I already ate one. Gimme a smooch.)

I'm all : crazy I love onions!
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Stop asking about milk already.
Date: June 11th, 2004 - 10:49 am
Vidalia onions!
Teacher said not to.
Date: June 11th, 2004 - 10:54 am
Yeah but I wasn't being THAT specific!
I've been goosed!
Date: June 11th, 2004 - 11:04 am
It only lets me pick one...
You wanna hear a funny story? While I was working at the Olive Garden oh so many years ago, I did a lot of prep, which meant slicing about 20 pounds of onions every day. And every day, they would make me cry, as onions do. The other prep workers didn't speak english, and when I would start whining about how the onions were making me cry, they would say, "Caetay penche boca"...or something like that, which roughly means 'shut your friggin pie-hole'. I thought they just wanted me to stop whining. Later, at another restaurant, I found myself cutting onions/crying again, and they taught me a trick: Put a match in your mouth and you wont cry. You know why? Because your pie-hole is shut. Haha! Onions wont make you cry if your mouth is shut. :D
Date: June 11th, 2004 - 11:05 am
I saved you a seat.
Date: June 11th, 2004 - 11:29 am
5 droids -- Spew an android