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As the oldest, I feel it is my duty to tell of my mistakes so that you may learn the easy way rather than the hard way. Heed my words.

When you are in the shower and you realize that the water is a little hotter than you like it, do NOT go and stick your face in it.
Let's just say this ain't a sunburn.

Wait, what am I saying?
IT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TO STICK YOUR FACE INTO STEAMING HOT RUNNING WATER! DO IT NOW!

And in other news, Holly's dance recital was yesterday. She is SO CUTE! So very very cute! She did this one tapdance to a rap version of Hokey Pokey, and it was so cute I like to have DIED!! She does have a bit of a problem remembering the moves, or she does remember but she lacks confidence. I'm not sure which. But when she remembered the steps? She was really awesome. And SO AMAZINGLY CUTE! I was all "OMGTEHCUTENESS!!!" when I was sitting in the audience. You would have laughed at me.

I slept too much today and now I am not tired. I guess I'll try for sleeping now.
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From:fahran
Whiner.
Date: June 28th, 2004 - 05:53 am
 
IT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TO STICK YOUR FACE INTO STEAMING HOT RUNNING WATER! DO IT NOW!

You should try doing that and breaking off the shower head so the lovely hot water goes absolutely everywhere.
From:raditzsex
I saved you a seat.
Date: June 28th, 2004 - 06:06 am
 
That would have brought up a whole new set of problems, not the least of which is that the litterbox is in the bathroom >
From:zmd_norrec
This place is filthy.
Date: June 28th, 2004 - 06:09 am
 
Does the hot water thing go for men and the dangly things between their legs?
Cause I'm thinking it might be a good idea to try it if you're such an advocate of the water and face combination.
From:raditzsex
I've been goosed!
Date: June 28th, 2004 - 06:20 am
 
I would say most definitely. It's a great way to start your morning. Better than cornflakes.
From:zmd_norrec
Teacher said not to.
Date: June 28th, 2004 - 06:24 am
 
cornflakes, maybe, but what about cinnamon Life with coffee?
From:labyrinth1n3
I've been goosed!
Date: June 28th, 2004 - 07:48 am
 
I must say that is the best piece of advise I have recieved this week
From:cosmicastaway
Teacher said not to.
Date: June 28th, 2004 - 01:39 pm
 
I once opened a pepper shaker and blew into it...


....



....with my eyes open.




So...um, something to not do. Or, um, to do immediatly. ^^;;
From:raditzsex
This place is filthy.
Date: June 28th, 2004 - 01:49 pm
 
Wow, that's a good one. On a regular basis I eat jalapenos and then rub my eyes without washing my hands first. I'm not very bright. ^^;;
From:cosmicastaway
This place is filthy.
Date: June 28th, 2004 - 03:05 pm
 
Lol. I still don't know why I did the pepper thing.

I scare myself sometimes with my random stupidity.
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