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A Story For You
So, I went to get coffee, and I got some coffee, and then I put a shitload of that cinnamon powder-stuff in there. Since they only have a limited number of stirry-thingys, I said to myself "I will take this back to my desk and stir it with a_plastic_knife."

Then, my friends (who are sitting in the room with the coffee machine) started talking to me. We chatted about cars and 401ks and all sorts of stuff that really didn't make me feel very important or original at all. They said $1300 is a reasonable price for a new sofa, but that is beside the point.

I sipped at the coffee while I was in there, and by the time I got back to my desk I had completely forgotten about the "stirring" thing. So, here I am, drinking coffee with an unstirred shitload of cinnamon powder-stuff in it.

I'm about at the end of the cup, but I can't tell for sure as there is a lid on it. I'm assuming I'm nearly there by weight, though, and suddenly the cinnamon makes it's presence known. By combining with the coffee, it became this hideous gooey substance with the consistency of a loogie. Which I drank, because I did not see it coming.

A loogie.

A cinnamon-coffee loogie.

In my mouth.

Why am I telling you this? Because someday, you will be having a bad day, and you will remember this and say "Hey, at least I didn't drink a cinnamon-coffee loogie..."

I'm all : exanimate spew.
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I'm a babe magnet.
Date: July 14th, 2004 - 08:15 pm
Heeee. I love how you write about everyday stuff in that way. It makes my insides feel fuzzy.
I've been goosed!
Date: July 14th, 2004 - 10:47 pm
:D And goodness... I HOPE drinking a coffee-cinnamon loogie isn't going to be an everyday thing.... >
Are you gonna eat that?
Date: July 15th, 2004 - 08:47 am
Too true.

I'm not sure where or how but I can't stand cinnamon. A little bit is ok, but anything more makes me go "ick". Same wiff vanilla.
Teacher said not to.
Date: July 15th, 2004 - 08:59 am
I really love cinnamon. And vanilla.

But I don't want a loogie of them >< (I got another one today -- must put less cinnamon in my coffees...)
Teacher said not to.
Date: July 15th, 2004 - 09:09 am
Heeeee. Maybe I can relate, since I make my ice tea wiff too much. Ice Tea loogie! *rhymes*
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