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Follow-up - Are we not men?
So, if you decide to do that, where you go into the bathroom for like 30 minutes and pretend you're constipated but really you're reading a magazine you found in someone else's office, and then when you emerge someone goes "Damn, you were in there a long time!" make sure to respond with a hearty pat on the back while announcing, with gusto, "It's all about volume, baby!"

Note to employers: I don't actually do this. I'm making it up.

I swear.
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Teacher said not to.
Date: August 6th, 2004 - 12:05 pm

That's awesome. It sounds like something you would get 10 points for in one of those office games!

1 point: Page yourself over the phone system. Do not diguise your voice.
5 points: Call everybody "Bob" for the morning.
10 points: It's all about the volume, baby!
This place is filthy.
Date: August 10th, 2004 - 03:30 pm
Hahaha!! You crack me up!
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